Ban My Book, Please!

The current initiatives, in certain states, to ban books based on the wholly reasonable premise that some books are not suitable for everyone, has gained national attention. I will freely admit that my book is not for everyone. Those with a congenital lack of humor could suffer from uncontrollable smiles, which might cause their face to crack, break and fall off. You know who you are.

So, I willingly offer my book up as a sacrificial ban. Because historically, announcements about the banning of books lead to two important questions. First, which books are banned? And then, where can I get them?

I am solution-oriented. I'll tell you in about 6 1/2 months when mine is published.