My lawyers are making me do this.

The reviews are coming in from a select few friends that are previewing Finnegan Begins Again. Here's one:

Started to read it and my coffee came out my nose!!!!! HILARIOUS!!

As gratifying as such a rave review (?) is, my friend has raised a significant concern. We live in a litigious society and one can't be too careful these days. So, at the advice of counsel:

Disclaimer: Not responsible for damage to furniture, rugs or reputation due to nasal discharges caused directly or indirectly by the reading of this book.